OMG IM BACK!

OMG It’s been forever! No joke! And I know what your thinking: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU???? Well, I’m still alive, trust me. It’s just, after I moved to Japan, I didn’t have a computer until summer, and I was too busy to post anything. And then school came and I just had no time to post! And today, I was surfing the internet on my laptop (yes, I got it back) and I saw my friend Pillier’s blog, and I thought about mine and what has happened to it. SO I’ve found that I’ve left it in the dumps. I no longer get views, or anything! And I knew I needed to start this blog up again! So let me talk about my life: I’ve moved back to the US (thankgod cause I couldn’t speak japanese) and that was good. What happened was my dad decided living in Japan wasn’t the best idea, so we moved back. I would like to add the Holly got adopted, but, she didn’t. Holly is Holly. But this year, she seems less annoying. She calls it “growing up” Give me a break Holly. Sunny is glad to be home, didn’t like Japan at all! Now, I have to go, but i wont abandon you again, I sware! SO see you on the greener side of life!

~Jen

Rambles of Randomness…

Hello everyone. There is a site I like to call www.ramblesofrandomness.wordpress.com

Don’t Worry.

It’s Free.

Go on today!

Bad news…

Heyy fans from earth and beyond. I have the worst news imaginable. My father demands that I move to japan in a week. Yes, to Japan! I am so mad at him! You don’t even know! But, he has already bought the plane ticket, and I am going. That means this blog, well is gone I guess. So, all fans of this site, I am proud to have such loyal friends and fans. Thanks. I have to go pack. See you on the greener side of life(if there is one.).

*Jen

Holly The Devil

Well, I am truley sorry about not writting in a few days. But Holly got my laptop taken away. Yes, thats right. Mommy’s sweet little girl, Holly. Well as far as I can remember, It started on friday. I had just written the post Help! Then Holly, with her cute face on asked me if she could use my laptop. And that means she would go on Webkinz and this stupid horse website. Then she would write. Yes, she would right. On her blog. Well, she doesn’t qulify for the title blog. It’s more like a big fat waste of time. Her blog is about, yes, webkinz! Oh yes. She has every single webkinz toy in the world. My mother works in a toy store that sells them, and gets her every new one they get! But yet when I ask her to ge me this magizen they sell, she screams at me! Well, after harshly telling her no, and yanking my laptop out of her sweaty little hands, she cried. She ran to mom, and Sunny just growled at her thinking “What a bad girl she is!”. I agree completely. Anyway, so my mother comes and rips the laptop out of my hands. “No more laptop. If you are going to be mean, no more laptop for you!” Then she gave me the stern look, and turned to Holly. “As for you my dear…..” And handed her MY laptop!!!!! Yes, MY LAPTOP!!! I screamed my head off. Who knows what that devil has in store for my laptop! But When I got it back, she had visited Webkinz about 1 million times. So, if I don’t update in a while, it’s because Holly is currently on Webkinz on my laptop. So bye. i Think Holly is coming! Well, my fans and good people of America and beyond, see you on the greener side of life(when Holly dies!)

*Jen

HELP!!!

Please help! Ok my friend pillier’s blog needs help! They need about 100 more hits by the end of Febuaray! Do you think you can help out? If you can, visit the site right now!

www.ramblesofrandomness.wordpress.com

Edward Cullen

Heyy everyone! I’m like totally obsessed with Edward Cullen! I love him! Hmmm, Jen Cullen? I like it! I totally want to be married to him! Then I’d have the best child ever! What would the world do without vampires to save our beating heart from loneliness right? One for you, and one for me. And one for everyone!(as long as I get Edward!) His eyes are so dreamy, I could melt in them! So, I will see you on the greener side of life(when I get married).

*Jen

President-Good or bad?

Heyy everyone from space and beyond. Put your hands up and listen! The new prez (short for president) is Barrack Obama! Give it up for Obama! Today he will be moving into the white house, and will be  officially the prez of the USA!!! My dumb but loser sister disagrees. “But what will we do without war and fighting?” Well ok, she didn’t really say that but it sounded like her. She said “But what will we do without Mr. Bush, the best prez ever?” Number 1. Bush is one of the worst prez’s ever! I mean, he basicly brought us into another depression! And people elected him twice! How dumb are they? Bush was one of the worst we ever had! They have a movie about him called W. and it is funnah! So Obama i hope will be a good prez. I saw on the news that a 6 year old wrote a book about being his next door neighbor and what Obama was really like. I thought that was cute! But more about the serious talk. Ok so I was watching the news and all it said was blah blah blah. Ok well you get what I mean. It talked about how bad Obama was for the USA and he shouldn’t be the prez. I was like screaming at the TV, although I dont think my message got through. Oh well. I have to go, about to watch the whatcha macall it on TV. See you on the greener side of life.

*Jen

Lies, lies, and more lies!

Heyy everyone! So today I was at school. And this girl named Tina(a very popular girl in my school) was being so mean to my best friend. She told her she would get her a lunch if she did their homework. My friend is so gullible. She agreed to it. Then lunch came, no lunch. Again, I saw Tina lying to a teacher. My school has a lying problem. I mean seriously. No one lies that much. Get a life! Oh wait, she does. I’m the one that doesn’t. Anyway, See you guys on the greener side of life.

*Jen

Soda or no soda

Heyy everyone! Today, my mother decided we couldn’t have any soda! I was like so mad! I screamed at her, and of course holly cried. I was sooo upset! She took away this drink called Switch-a big drink where I live. What am I going to do without carbinated juice?! Anyway Holly(known as Holister- to nobody but herself) was such abig baby about. I almost decided to quit this blog! But, thankfully, my mind returned before I could write a goodbye post. So, soda or no soda, I will still write posts about my boring funny life, and be your number one blog for laughs.

*Jen

Sunny Side up

Heyy everyone! You must know my dog Sunny right? He’s a golden, and he is a major pain in my ass! When I first got this mutt, he sat in the corner, quiet as a mouse(not the kind that sqeaks every minute) and looked so cute, I begged my parents to get him. They said yes, and that is how I met Sunny. But nothing is good when you buy a dog. Oh no. Sunny pooped and pissed everywhere. And ate every minute. He needed to be walked every day. And had deadly farts all night. But from that annoying puppy, grew my dog Sunny. He is now potty trained, but still needs to be walked. But he barks to you guys! He says “Hey world” because he is sitting by my side as we speak, barking. And that is Sunny, a fan of all things technical and colorful.

*Jen and Sunny.